Shrek is love.
Shrek is LIFE.
(Kidding around aside, I just love the meme. I only saw the first two Shrek flicks, and barely remember anything from them. A RL buddy had to explain the significance of onions to me, FFS.)
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(Kidding around aside, I just love the meme. I only saw the first two Shrek flicks, and barely remember anything from them. A RL buddy had to explain the significance of onions to me, FFS.)
A) there are still 2 weeks left in the month; someone might top him
B) that threat might have you join him, if not top him!
C) I feel bullied. Time for me to call out to Shrek before my bully steals my crush.
D) you don't go well!
E) have some vcards!
@ifolubowale If you're being bullied, just call out to Shrek.
@typo-MAGAshiv @Durek_The_Bald
Boys, a girl in the group I was hanging out with tonight made the fatal mistake of mentioning Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life out of the blue.
I've never whipped out YouTube so far in my life and started playing it. The video made it right up until "and then Shrek spread my butt cheeks" and one of the girls paused the video and closed YouTube
I was laughing so goddamn hard. Oh my fucking god that was glorious. It was perfect
@lurkerhasarisen I do that for chicks who don't give me The Ick by creepily staring in through my open curtains. This chick is gross and creepy and I have no idea what to do about her looking in through my open curtains.
But yeah, I totally dig the Shrek costume.
lifting weights
You lift? Ugh. I don't want to get too big. Bodybuilders look weird, and women say they don't like large muscles.
and having Teh Seggs with 12/10 supermodels.
Eggs? But I thought it was all about onions? And layers? This Red Pill stuff is so confusing.
I can’t be bothered to babysit the likes of you. You should consider yourself lucky that I responded at all.
Hah. You don't even go well.
The guy who developed it is a Shrek nerd
Well now he sounds mega-awesome. After all: